Have you heard of the legend of Benandonner? He was a Scottish giant that got provoked very badly by his Irish opponent, so he wanted to visit him to give him a good spanking. Instead he fell for a very clever trick of Fionn McCumhaill’s wife, so he rather fled and left only the ‘Giant’s Causeway’ behind. So what do we learn of this? Do not let anyone provoke you, keep calm and listen to your wife.
Rattray’s Coloss pipes are quite gigantic, and you should take one of the most precious things in our day and age while smoking it: time! Take a book, sit in your favourite chair, and escape this madness for two to three hours.
